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Coo-er, Missus


A pigeon came a-calling
One day at Linda's door
She turned around and found it
Ensconced upon her floor
The bird was looking poorly
Of that there was no doubt
But though she now feels guilty
She went and shooed it out
Now Francis of Assisi
He would it welcome in
But if our Linda's house proud
That's not a major sin.






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