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Katie's Dubai Dosh

No matter what Dubai with this

No matter what you seek

Just never, ever barter with

A shady sort of sheikh


They’ll shower you with gold and gems

Say you’ll look great in black

Then take you on a camel ride

From which you won’t get back.


So leave them with their just desserts

Of endless miles of sand

A daughter as a poor white slave

Is not quite what I planned.







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