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Weighty Problem

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I'm losing weight, I’m getting fat

Now who can see the sense in that

I’m gaining inches, losing pounds

My cheeks are jowls, I’m getting round

My waist goes out where it went in

And yet the scales say I am thin

Maybe it’s all some devilish plot

That turns my tummy into pot.

 

 

 

 

 

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