Big Sleep Poem

From South Wales to the Cotswolds

Then Sussex by the sea

The Big Sleep has established

The coolest B&B

The style is unmistakable

The height of sexy chic

With fleece and bright Formica

It’s retro at its peak

On TV it was risky

And not without a hitch

But who’ll forget Big Breakfast

And Big John Malkovich

With Cosmo teamed with Lulu

The brand can still go far

So now from Nige and Peter

Not bye, but au revoir.