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Dougie's 1st Birthday

He’s quite a lad, our Dougie

The one who’s oft called Jaws

His bite it is just awesome

He speeds across the floors

It can take two to change him

He struggles like possessed

But it is worth the effort

He’s very cute when dressed

At meals he really is hands-on

The food sprays round his mat

He’s never, ever lost for words

It’s just they’re always Cat

Thank God they’ve found the way at last

To calm the wild D-G

It’s called the Brainy Baby

And comes on DVD.

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