Peg's Hat Trick
My anorak is waterproof
Not proof against a fool
In future when I put it on
I’ll have a golden rule
I’ll turn out all the pockets
And check inside the hood
Lest I gain some headgear
And lose a friend for good
I’ve caused you needless worry
So this small thing I beg
If your hat you would preserve
Please place it on a Peg