On The Scent

I’m on the scent, I’m on the case

I will not let you down

Yet it seems there is no First

In this here one horse town

In Tesco, Boots and Superdrug

I face just disbelief

They’ve Hugo Boss, Armarni too

Yet no whiff of Van Cleef

So ‘til I can go to the Mall

Your gifts won’t be complete

But even with no eau de tee

You still smell very sweet!