On The Scent
I’m on the scent, I’m on the case
I will not let you down
Yet it seems there is no First
In this here one horse town
In Tesco, Boots and Superdrug
I face just disbelief
They’ve Hugo Boss, Armarni too
Yet no whiff of Van Cleef
So ‘til I can go to the Mall
Your gifts won’t be complete
But even with no eau de tee
You still smell very sweet!