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Pluto's Welcome


Pluto is a planet
That Disney made a star
And also a fine spaniel
Who's just come home by car
He's fathered lots of puppies
He's really quite a stud
The proof is in his progeny
This lad is sure no dud
But there'll be no more bitching
Such fun he must forget
When he makes the acquaintance
Of Dave and Vivvie's vet.

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