Penn-sive Pete

I thought I'd Penn this little note

From little Penn-sive Pete

To say that Penn-ding word from you

I'm getting on a treat.

 

I hope this e-mail's o-Penn-ed fine

It ether has or not

But if it's lost its way to you

I'm really in a spot

 

I know you've heard 'bout Andy's news

And his Outdoor Pursuits

They sound to be a rowdy lot

But so are raw recruits.

 

St David's back on track again

They need us after all

They should have asked our Swansea man

He knows we're on the ball.

 

Love to you and love to Liz

To Pip and his Su-Ching

I'm sure you'll have stu-Penn-dous fun -

But please give me a ring.