I thought I'd Penn this little note
From little Penn-sive Pete
To say that Penn-ding word from you
I'm getting on a treat.
I hope this e-mail's o-Penn-ed fine
It ether has or not
But if it's lost its way to you
I'm really in a spot
I know you've heard 'bout Andy's news
And his Outdoor Pursuits
They sound to be a rowdy lot
But so are raw recruits.
St David's back on track again
They need us after all
They should have asked our Swansea man
He knows we're on the ball.
Love to you and love to Liz
To Pip and his Su-Ching
I'm sure you'll have stu-Penn-dous fun -
But please give me a ring.