Yeovil Town

Yeovil Town, Yeovil Town

See the rain come falling down

All the streets are paved with brown

Too many cows in Yeovil Town.

 

Bristol City, Bristol City

Where the girls are always pretty

That is why it's such a pity

Yeovil's far from Bristol City.

 

Dorset County, Dorset County

To find fair girls you need a bounty

I would rather be a Mountie

Than spend my life in Dorset County.

 

Somerset, Somerset

Where every day is drizzling wet

How sick of Aitch-Two-Oh you get

When you're stuck down in Somerset.

 

Daily Press, Daily Press

West Country is a drizzly mess

Your staff are sent, you must confess,

From pillar to Post with Daily Press.