Yeovil Town, Yeovil Town
See the rain come falling down
All the streets are paved with brown
Too many cows in Yeovil Town.
Bristol City, Bristol City
Where the girls are always pretty
That is why it's such a pity
Yeovil's far from Bristol City.
Dorset County, Dorset County
To find fair girls you need a bounty
I would rather be a Mountie
Than spend my life in Dorset County.
Where every day is drizzling wet
How sick of Aitch-Two-Oh you get
When you're stuck down in Somerset.
Daily Press, Daily Press
West Country is a drizzly mess
Your staff are sent, you must confess,
From pillar to Post with Daily Press.