Cat In A Box

Don't send your cat by catapult

Don't send your puss by rail

Don't pop it in an envelope

And frank it on the tail

 

Don't send it up in gas balloon

Or underground by Tube

Don't dehydrate it down in size

Just like an Oxo cube

 

Don't drop it off a towering cliff

All weighted down with rocks

Like Oscar they are happy when

Inside a see-through box

 

It's cosy, warm and draught-proof

And comfortable within

There's only one small problem -

To get the b***** in.