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Time For Our Talent

Britain's Got Talent

Say Ant and Dec

That much is true

So why the heck

Fill our screens

With acts who've planned

To travel here

From foreign land

We've singers here a-plenty

Magicians, dancers too

So why should they be edged out

By chaps from far Peru

Comedians from Liverpool

Deserve a better chance

Than pogo guys from Canada

Or mime artists from France

Amanda and Alesha

It's time to call a foul

Request a timely rule change

From head judge Simon Cowell.

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