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Not So Tariffic

 

 

Markets in a turmoil

And fears of global crash

Trade war sparked by White House

Investors' exit dash

Trump thinks that it's tariffic

To put world in a spin

One pities all the voters

Who let this blowhard in

They're heading for recession

With prices set to rise

For those who saw the signals

It's really no surprise

Tariffs on his neighbours

Tariffs on his foes

He'll probably try to slap them

On Greenland's icy floes

And over northern border

Canadians cannot wait

For Donald's latest pipe dream -

To make their land his State

Perhaps he hopes that King Charles

Will just give him the keys

Avoiding all the nastiness

If he decides to seize.

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